A Mild Evening in Vegas
A MILD EVENING IN VEGAS
BY
NATHAN MARSHBURN
COPYRIGHT 2019
173 NE Hernando Ave., #115
Lake City, FL 32055
It is a mild
evening in Las Vegas. Halloween. I wish I was going to a costume party
somewhere. But being relatively new to the city, I have not made many friends-
at least none who’ve invited me to a party. Also, I’m scheduled to work tonight
and I don’t have enough money or time on the job yet to take a shift off.
Right now, I
stand in front of the prime spot, the corner parking space that lines up well
with the entrance from Sahara Drive. One day shortly after I was hired and
learned the rules of the game, I tried to keep statistics. When a car comes on
the lot, if that space is open then the car would park there about seven out of
ten times. I have been guarding the prime spot for around ten minutes as the
sun goes down. Other salesmen are milling about, waiting for me to abandon my
slot. But I am good to go for a while, and we’re due to get a customer.
The rules
for the salesmen of the lot are if a car pulls into the parking space that
you’re standing in front of, then you get first shot at making the sale. “A
person doesn’t come on the lot unless they want to buy” is one of the first
things my sales manager told me.
Finally,
after a dull few minutes, we all spy a car slowly pulling into the dealership
from the roadway. The salesmen in their shirts and ties become alert while
trying to look relaxed. We all line the sidewalk outside of the showroom, each
standing in front of an empty parking space. Sure enough, the car creeps into
the first parking space- mine.
Like the
other salesmen, I try not to appear too eager. I try not to think about how
much I need to make this sale. The drive keeps the engine running as I maintain
my smile and avoid staring at him through his windshield. But his headlights
are on, right in my eyes. As he continues to sit in the space, the lights
quickly becoming annoying.
I look at
Michael, the coworker standing in the next space over. He grins at me great
big.
The driver
shuts off the engine, but the lights stay on in my face. Is the customer doing
this on purpose?
I can’t
think like that. Even if he is, I have been taught from day one in this job
that in order to make the sale, I need to purge my mind of all negative
thoughts. He’s got to turn off the lights soon. It will drain his battery.
Maybe the car has an automatic turnoff.
The driver’s
door opens and he steps out. I’m about to say hello, but I see that he is
talking on his cell phone. So I pause. He walks away from me, still talking.
Michael stifles a laugh as I look at him again. I move out from the beams of
the lights and they immediately turn off on their own.
What to do?
My parking spot is blown. This is my customer or my “Up” as the term goes in
the industry. I step off the sidewalk and quietly follow the customer out on
the asphalt. He keeps his eyes down and speaks into the phone with a soft
voice. I cannot hear what he is saying. I don’t want to start off our dialogue
by interrupting him. That’s being pushy- at least for my personality style. It
hurts my chances.
But this guy
is not even looking at the inventory as he walks through the lot. His ear
remains glued to his phone as he weaves in and out of the lines of new cars.
Now, still with his back to me, he begins walking faster.
Okay, I
think to myself. He’s playing a game. He’s probably interested in buying a car,
but he also does not want to talk to a salesman. I elect to back off and leave
him alone. As I make my way back to the sidewalk, I look at the other salesmen.
“That’s my
up when he decides he wants to talk to somebody,” I say.
They
acknowledge me.
So now I’m
going to go inside the showroom and pretend to occupy myself when in actuality
I will be watching him through the large glass exterior of the building.
To my angst,
Bart, one of the other salesmen outside, begins walking toward the customer. I
think that I am pretty well-liked by everyone here, and it is surprising that
Bart might try to snake me. Behind the sales counter, seated about three feet
above the floor, the shift manager appears to be studying his computer screen.
But I have known him long enough to know that he is aware of every customer who
comes on the lot. The manager keeps an eye on how the sales staff interacts
with them. I’m not sure that he would be a good person to go to and complain
about Bart snaking my deal. The manager just cares about making the sale, and
he doesn’t care who does it. The manager might not even consider it to be
snaking. “You walked away from the up before you’d even introduced yourself,” I
can hear him saying.
In an effort
to maintain my own positive state of mind, I will pretend like the manager
doesn’t know a thing. As I watch through the glass, I see that Bart is not
having any more success than me- which is satisfying. The fellow continues to
talk on his phone and ignores Bart. He’s probably faking the phone call.
Bart shakes
his head and walks back up the building. Now I’ll go outside to needle him on
his failure.
“That guy’s
not serious about buying a car,” Bart says to me as soon as I step out.
“What are
you talking about?” I ask. “A guy doesn’t come on the lot unless he wants to
buy. He didn’t park here for no reason.”
“I’ll bet
he’s a roach, just killin’ some time,” Michael chimes in.
“Now that’s
a possibility,” Bart replies. “Remember that dude last week who just wanted a
bottle of water from you?”
“Like I was
obligated to give it to him,” I say.
“It was a
warm, day, man,” Bart laughs.
“Warm but
not hot,” Michael continues. “You haven’t seen what it’s like to work on this
lot in the summer months. Everybody’s way of operating gets interesting, then.”
“Yeah, so’s
that guy’s way of operating,” I reply, nodding toward the customer still on his
phone.
“He’s your
up,” Michael says. “Make the call. Is he a buyer or not?”
“Let’s wait
and see when he gets off the phone,” I answer, fully aware that Michael wants
me to concede so that he can take a shot.
Finally, the
customer does take the phone from his ear. He looks down at the screen, taps it
and then puts the phone in his pocket.
“Here we
go,” I mutter to my colleagues as I step off the sidewalk once again.
The “up”
starts reading pricing and features on the stickers we’ve posted on the windows
of the vehicles. He must see me coming out of his periphery vision, because he
turns his back on me again and starts to walk away.
“Enough of
this,” I say almost loud enough for him to hear.
I haven’t
gotten a sale all week. I need something to happen, especially when management
tells me that they expect us to sell a car a day. That’s unrealistic to my
mind, but one of the old salesmen who has been around here for years comes
close during some months.
The other
guys see my frustration as I retreat to the sidewalk a second time. I don’t
want to tell them to have at it, though, because of the embarrassment that will
come if they actually make a sale.
Evidently,
I’m wearing what I’m thinking and feeling on my face because Michael turns to
Bart and asks, “You want to get him?”
“Yeah, let’s
get him,” Bart says.
Both guys
step off quickly from the sidewalk, and I can’t help but smile at Michael’s
gait. He is deliberately strutting with one hand in his pocket.
“Excuse me,
sir!” he calls loudly.
Meanwhile,
Bart takes off on a flanking maneuver.
I stifle a
laugh when I see that the guy is startled. He turns and quickly walks away from
Michael, not seeing that he is headed right for Bart.
Just as the
“up” spots him, Bart asks, equally as loud, “Are you interested in new or
used?”
I watch in
amazement as the guy says nothing and literally runs back to his car- where I
am standing.
I don’t say
anything to him. He makes eye contact with me. I shrug and hold out my hands as
if to express, “What do you expect us to do?” I’m trying to show sympathy for
him as one final shot to make the sale if it exists. The gesture seems to slow
him down a little, but nonetheless he climbs into his vehicle, closes the door,
starts the engine and pulls out.
“What was
that all about?” I hear a female voice behind me ask.
I turn and
see an attractive Latina.
“I’m not
sure,” I answer. “We thought he was interested in buying a car but I guess he
was here for some other reason.”
“You guys
have a professional way of handling it.” She watches as Bart and Michael come
back up to the sidewalk. They are just as surprised to see her standing there
as I am.
Michael is
the first to recover. “May we help you, Miss?”
“Yes, I’m
interested in seeing your selection,” she replies.
I kick myself
for screwing up the opportunity. Mike asked her the question. She’s his “up”
now.
But then the
woman says, “I was just asking this gentleman here if he could show me the
Civics and Accords. What is your name?” she asks me.
“Brad. Brad
Melton,” I answer. “And yours?”
“Samantha.”
She holds
out her hand. I take it. It is warm and smooth to the touch.
Bart’s face
betrays a flash of disappointment before he smiles and retreats to the sidewalk.
But Michael
stands there for a moment with a big grin- incredulous that this woman would
seek my help over his. So I have to lead her away from him. Don’t kill the
deal, I’m telling him in my mind.
“We’ve got
some Civics right over here.”
I can feel
his eyes staring a hole in the back of my head as we walk away.
Now comes
the tricky part, the part that I’ve had to learn on the job: How to talk to
someone when I have an agenda. It still has to seem friendly and natural. Added
to the mix is the fact that this is an attractive woman who for some reason has
picked me to be her salesperson.
Don’t think
about that, I tell myself. Just roll with it.
“Any
preference on the Civic or the Accord?” I ask as we walk along.
“No, not
yet. I’ll probably want to test drive both of them.”
“Are you
from Las Vegas?” I ask perhaps a bit too quickly.
“How many
people have actually answered yes to the question?” she asks me in turn.
“I can’t
think of a single one,” I reply quickly with a smile.
“Well, I’m
not from very far away,” she says. “I was born in Bakersfield, California.”
We both hear
popping noises in the distance that sound like explosions to me. Then a
rumbling sound reverberates toward us.
“My god,”
Samantha exclaims.
Then I remember
what I saw on the news this morning before I came to work. “That’s probably the
implosion of the Royal House Casino,” I tell her.
“Really?
I’ve never seen one of those, and I’ve been living here for two years,”
Samantha says.
“What else
could it be?” I reply.
“If we hear
a bunch of sirens, then we’ll know it was something different,” Samantha says.
“Or the implosion
went wrong,” I add.
She laughs.
Good. The ice is broken a bit, and I’m more relaxed with my next move.
“Still want
to look at the Civics?” I ask. My tone makes it more a statement than a
question.
“Of course.
Lead the way.”
I escort her
to a line of our new arrivals, and then I revert to my standard procedure. I
take a step back and let her look on her own.
After a
minute, she puts her hand on the hood of a burgundy car.
“This one,”
she says.
“You want to
test drive that one? Hold on and I’ll go get the keys.”
Inside the
store, the manager has the keys waiting and hands them to me. “That’s a good
‘up’ right there,” he says.
“Yeah, she’s
a buyer,” I reply, and quickly exit.
But her eyes
are not on the car when I come back to her.
“Look at
that,” she tells me.
I follow her
eyes to the southern horizon. A gigantic dust cloud is illuminated by the
lights of the city as it rises high in the air.
“You were
right. That has to be from the demolition,” Samantha says.
“Well, this
should be a test drive you remember if for no other reason than that,” I tell
her.
I hold up
the keys for her to take, and she accepts them. But then she suddenly turns her
head to the south again. “Listen! Do you hear that?”
I hear a
high pitched sound coming from the distance. “What is that?” I ask. “It sounds
like…”
“It sounds
like screaming,” Samantha finishes for me.
The sound
tapers off, but does not completely go away.
“Maybe it’s
some sort of special effects from an outdoor show,” I suggest.
“I don’t
know… Maybe there is a crowd enjoying
a show over there,” she says.
“We can hop
in this Civic and ride over that way to check it out if you want.”
She uses the
key fob to unlock the doors and opens the driver’s side. “Or not ride that way,”
she says as she climbs in.
I quickly
hop into the passenger seat. “I’m kind of curious as to seeing the rubble and
what’s over there, but let’s go where you want to go,” I tell her.
“If we head
over there, we’ll just get stuck in traffic.” Samantha says.
“That’s
true. How about I-15 North, then? You can get it up to speed on the highway.”
“Good idea,”
she agrees.
She starts
the engine. As we pull out of the lot, I wave to Bart and Michael, who stare at
me with blank envy. She takes a right on Sahara Avenue. After a few blocks, she
comes to the interchange for I-15. But instead of making the turn for the
northbound traffic, she drives onto the ramp for southbound I-15.
I don’t say
anything. The idea is for her to like the car and not to interfere with that.
But she
looks over at me. “Yes, I know where I’m going,” she says. She merges into
traffic and accelerates quickly. In a few seconds, we are barreling down the
highway at 80 miles per hour, passing most of the other traffic. “What’s the
exit for the Royal House Casino?” she asks.
“It’s not
there anymore,” I answer.
She glances
at me and I laugh. Smiling, she gazes out her side window. “Look, you can still
see the dust cloud,” she says.
I bend down
to peer across her out the driver’s side window. Sure enough, it’s still there
and still illuminated by all the city lights below.
“Must be a
still night,” I say.
“I actually
don’t live that far from the Royal House, but I’m not sure if it’s the same
exit that I use to go home,” she says. “I’m curious to see if we can find out
what that noise was- the screaming.”
“Have at
it,” I say, trying to remain consistent with my best approach to making a sale-
staying relatively quiet during the test drive and let the customer lead the
conversation. The goal is for them to pay attention to the car, to develop an
emotional response to it.
“So you’ve
not been selling cars that long,” she says as she takes an exit ramp.
I try to
sound casual. “What makes you say that?”
“Just the
vibe you give off. This all doesn’t come naturally for you. You’re not an
extrovert.”
“That’s
perceptive,” I say. “I’m trying to teach myself to be an extrovert.”
She makes a
left onto Flamingo Road. The Royal House or what is left of it should be a
couple of miles ahead.
“Why?” she
asks.
“It’s a
happier life, being a people person,” I reply.
“You think
so? What makes you say that?”
“To be an
extrovert, to enjoy being around people, you need to keep your mind on positive
thoughts, pump yourself up with positive emotions. There’s no room for
negativity if you’re going to be a good salesman.”
“I agree
with you there,” she says. “Has it been hard for you to try to do that?”
“It’s
getting easier. And I am enjoying the process. I feel like I am learning a
trade.”
Now I think
I’m safe in pushing the conversation further. “What do you do here in Vegas?” I
ask.
“I’m a
student,” she answers.
“At UNLV?”
“Uh-huh.
Studying business. I’ve got one more semester to go before I graduate.”
“That’s a
good degree to have,” I say. “Think you’ll want to stay in this area after you
graduate?”
“We’ll see
what offers come up. But I bet you’re wondering how a student is going to pay
for a new car?”
“Okay?” I
muse.
“I also have
a job. I’ll be able to pay with cash if I want it.”
I regard her
for a moment. My guess is that she is a dancer, but I hesitate to ask what her job
is.
Why do I
hesitate? I try not to think about why. But really the answer is that if I know
she is an exotic dancer, then she will have more of an effect on me. It will
give her power- something that may not be good for making the sale.
She smiles
at me like she knows what I am thinking. I decide not to mention to her that
cash payments over a certain amount have to be reported to the IRS. I don’t
know what the threshold amount is, and it’s better to let management and the
finance guys deal with that objection. We come to a stop at a traffic light.
“I’m happy
for you, that you’re in a position where you can pay cash,” I say. “How’s the
car feeling?
“I like it.
It’s smooth and quiet and has good pickup,” she replies. “It’s okay with you to
take it over toward the Royal House?”
“Yeah, sure.
That’s what, only a mile or two up the road.”
We get into
a green zone of traffic lights once we’re past the Strip and zip through the
intersections. Up ahead, we can see the flashing blue lights of multiple parked
police cars.
“So you see
yourself doing this for a career?” she asks.
I turn to
her and our eyes meet. A little thrill of electricity surges through me. Unless
I am just reading her completely wrong, she is interested in me beyond simply
buying a car. Women like her never ask me questions like that. I am beyond
surprised.
But then my
old suspicions return. You don’t understand someone until you know what they
want. What does she want? Is it me? Or is it more likely that she wants a good
price on this car and she thinks I have some say in that. I actually don’t have
a say. My job is to line them up on the right car, a car they can afford.
Samantha is paying cash, so it seems to be good. If the up likes the car, then
we go inside back at the dealership to talk numbers. That’s when management
takes over. At that point, I just sit at the table. I’m under instructions not
to speak. The first time that I said something while the manager was trying to
negotiate, I got kicked under the table.
But back to
the look on her face. I think about what her occupation might be- if she is a
student but also has enough cash on hand to pay for a car. If she is an exotic
dancer, then that would also be an explanation for her look. She’s in the habit
of giving that look to lots of guys and being rewarded for it.
“I can see
myself doing this for a career if I get good enough at it,” I tell her. “When
people like you show up, it makes the job very enjoyable.”
She turns
her attention back to the police lights ahead, and I don’t know the effect my
comments have on her.
Suddenly
there is a loud thud. The windshield shatters and the car lurches to the right.
Through the broken glass, I see that we are headed straight for a light pole. I
reach for the steering wheel to try to change course, but everything happens
too fast. We slam hard into the pole and an airbag explodes into my face. I am
disoriented, and lose my sense of time. The world doesn’t go entirely black,
but it becomes foggy.
For a moment
I want to stay in that fog. But through the haze I hear distant sounds.
Disturbing sounds. This is not a safe place. I am not in a safe condition. A
closer, crunching sound forces me to my senses, more or less. Whatever it was
that hit our windshield was thrown against the pole. But now it is moving, and
rolls off the crumpled hood of the car. It is a person. Bits of glass crunch as
he or she moves and steps on the pavement.
To my left I
see Samantha, apparently unconscious. Hopefully she is not dead. We didn’t hit
hard enough for that to be the case, I don’t think. I see her chest moving up
and down heavily.
I try to
gather myself. I understand that we have wrecked. But something else is going
on outside the car. I hear police sirens and gunshots. Various people are
screaming or shouting panicked phrases. And then there is the person we hit
rolling off the hood and windshield of the car. I see them standing next to the
driver’s side door.
I cannot see
the face- just the torso all dressed in black. They’ve got to be hurt badly.
But no. The person opens the door, sticks an arm inside, and grabs Samantha by
her hair. This jolts her eyes open. Her eyes grow wide as the person pulls her
by her hair out of the car. She screams.
“Jesus! Hold
on!” I shout as I open my own door and stumble out. A new surge of adrenaline
spikes in my chest as I struggle to gain my balance and run around the car. I
know that I’m going into combat.
I see that
it is a man who has her and I lunge at him as hard as I can, knocking us both
to the ground. He releases Samantha. She tries to roll underneath the car for
protection.
Blood drips
onto my hand, and I realize that I must have been injured in the accident. But
there is no time for an assessment of the damage. The dude gets up and comes at
me- hissing! His eyes are red and he has long, sharp incisor teeth.
“A damn
vampire!” I shout as I lunge toward him again.
My shoulder
strikes him in the stomach and I knock him backwards. But I feel him grip my
arm close to the shoulder, and find myself suddenly hurtling high through the
air. I realize that he has tossed me with superhuman strength. I sail over a
wall lining the street, landing with a painful thud on a mixture of gravel and
desert brush. This time, I do lose consciousness.
The sound of
more sirens brings me to. My head and body ache from the impacts, but amazingly
I don’t think any bones are broken. I get to my feet. On this side of the wall,
all is darkness. It is an empty lot. I’m probably safe here- at least for the
moment. Adrenaline surges through me again, though, at the memory and thought
of what is on the other side of this wall. It is short enough for me to put my
hands on top and pull myself up. Cautiously, I do so.
What I see
is apocalyptic. There is the rubble of the Royal House, illuminated by bright,
gigantic while portable lamps no doubt brought in for the demolition.
But there
are also bodies. Not just bodies, but pieces of bodies and pools of blood
everywhere. Did the building imploding cause all of this mayhem? Was it really
a vampire that I saw?
That thought
hits me almost as hard as the car accident. A vampire? I scan the area to see
who or what might still be alive. I hear the police sirens come closer, but the
scene in front of me is eerily desolate. The smashed Honda Civic is to the
left. I remember Samantha.
Hoisting
myself up onto the wall, I feel the soreness in my back and stomach. I’ll just
have to trust that nothing is majorly wrong with me. I hop down on the other
side and look underneath the car. To my surprise and relief, Samantha is still
there.
I look
around to see if anyone else is close, but I see nothing. I crouch down again,
and this time Samantha turns her wide eyes toward me. After a second,
recognition comes into them. She silently mouths the words, “Are they gone?”
“I think
so,” I whisper back.
She is
braver than I thought she would be, and moves quickly out from under the car.
“Are you all
right?” I ask.
“No. For a
whole bunch of reasons,” she replies.
“Where are
you hurt?” I ask, trying to be more specific.
“I think I
hit my head pretty hard, and more than once,” she says. “And I have no idea
what is going on here.”
“I don’t
either,” I say, “but I’m pretty sure that was some sort of vampire that
attacked us.”
“I know.
There were lots of them,” Samantha says.
I look
around again. “Lots?” I ask. “Where did they all go?”
“I don’t
know. They wandered off into the darkness. But we’re not safe out here. Let’s
get off the street.”
She’s
limping a little as we start to move. I offer her my arm, but she doesn’t take
it.
“I can
walk,” she says. “I can run if we need to.”
We make our
way along the wall lining the street- the wall that the vampire tossed me over.
It ends after another block, where a chain link fence connecting to it at a
right angle veers away from Flamingo Road toward the south. The wall and the
fence appear to completely enclose the vacant lot. On the backside of the lot a
couple blocks away, I see a Walgreens pharmacy lit up.
“Do you
think you can make it there?” I ask Samantha.
“Yeah, if we
don’t run into any bad guys.”
We try to
stay quiet as we walk, and fortunately we make it to the Walgreens without
incident. Standing outside the sliding glass doors to the store is what appears
to be a homeless man. His eyes are wild and he regards us with fear and
suspicion.
As we move
past him into the store, I can feel him relax. Perhaps he knows what has
happened on the other side of the wall, and he realizes we are not the danger?
I stop and turn to him?
“Did you see
it?” I ask. “Did you see what happened at the implosion?”
“Yes,” he
says. “It’s the end of Las Vegas. Maybe the end of the world. Get out of here
while you still can.
“Maybe
you’ve sold your last car,” Samantha tells me.
Her humor at
the situation surprises me.
“I mean,
we’d have to find you a different Civic, but I hope the test drive has not
changed your mind about the quality of the vehicle,” I reply. We both laugh.
But the
homeless man peers out into the darkness.
“My god,
look at that,” he says.
Samantha and
I jerk our eyes back across the vacant lot. A woman off in the distance appears
to be floating toward us, like Jesus walking on water.
The homeless
man scampers away. “God be with us,” he whispers hoarsely.
“Let’s get
out of here,” I say, preparing to follow behind the guy. But Samantha puts her
hand on my arm to stop me.
“I know that
woman,” she says. Samantha continues to study her. “Yes, that’s her. That’s
Michelle.”
I can see
that Samantha wants to stay. And for the first time since I’ve met her, I’m
feeling the desire to pull away, to get away. That is danger coming toward us,
whether Samantha knows it or not. My instincts are telling me to flee.
“I still
think we should get out of here,” I say.
Samantha
turns to me. “She’s a friend of mine. She might need our help.”
Our. She said “our.” She did not say that she might need “my” help.
That decides
me. Samantha has invested in me emotionally. At least that is how I am taking
her response. I made up my mind that I was very attracted to her within 30
seconds of meeting her. Now, this crisis has triggered an attachment in her to
me. She is the most beautiful woman to ever take an interest in me. Vampires or
no, I cannot let this opportunity go by.
“Okay,” I
tell her. I actually find the courage and confidence to take her by the hand
and interlock our fingers. She seems distracted by this, but I smile
reassuringly.
“Michelle”
is in front of us quicker than I realize. It is too late for me to react as she
grips my throat with an icy cold hand. There can be no question, “Michelle” is
another vampire.
I feel
Samantha let go of my own hand, but I see that she is not running away.
Samantha stands calmly still, her face an expressionless blank, her eyes
interlocked with the vampire’s.
One of my
last thoughts is that perhaps Samantha has been hypnotized. “Michelle” turns
her dark red eyes toward me. I hear “Michelle’s” thoughts without her speaking.
“A beautiful
woman can always get you to act against your common sense, Brad,” the creature
tells me. “And a beautiful woman has gotten you killed by a vampire.”
I see
“Michelle” smile with sharp, glistening incisors. The teeth plunge toward my
neck. There is the beginning of pain, and then everything fades to darkness…
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